Put down that Crackberry and take a meeting with your chakras. They have divine revelations to share -- after some TLC at Ajasrika Wellness Center. For only $25, receive a balancing 60-minute massage or a corrective glycolic peel, regularly $85. Come for the deal, stay for the serenity. Ajasrika... (show more)

Put down that Crackberry and take a meeting with your chakras. They have divine revelations to share -- after some TLC at Ajasrika Wellness Center. For only $25, receive a balancing 60-minute massage or a corrective glycolic peel, regularly $85. Come for the deal, stay for the serenity. Ajasrika is Sanskrit for "practices that promote well-being." Miracle worker Evelyn knows how your third eye would rather watch river banks than Tyra Banks. And that Steve Jobs has yet to make an app for your tight sacrum. (With the cash you save, add a scalp massage, warm stone treatment, or reflexology to your visit.) Yes, the door to nirvana really is here in Orange County. Namaste, sugar.