Once you've heard one "so-and-so walk into a bar" joke, you've heard 'em all. But if your pudge and peach fuzz are no laughing matter, walk into Penelope & the Beauty Bar for this grin-inducing deal: For $149, you'll get a Crème Frâiche body wrap, a nonsurgical facelift or Express facial, waxing for your brow or lip, body brushing, and a makeup application (a $477 value). Or, pay $87 (regularly $175) for an 80-minute aromatherapy, deep-tissue, or Swedish massage with chocolate truffles to nibble on. Located in the Fairmont Olympic Hotel, this boutique spa offers slimming body wraps that increase metabolism, flush toxins, smooth skin, promote weight loss, and reduce cellulite and stretch marks. Score a youthful expression (without the downtime) with a nonsurgical facelift that uses microcurrents to reduce the appearance of fine lines, or opt for the Express facial to restore your skin's radiance. Then rid your brow or chin of unwanted facial hair with a waxing treatment. Finish off with a professional makeup application, and you'll be ready to make jaws drop faster than a punch line.
PAID VALUE EXPIRES ON October 9, 2020
PROMOTIONAL VALUE EXPIRES ON October 5, 2012
back by popular demand:
Penelope & the Beauty Bar
Body Wrap, Nonsurgical Facelift or Express Facial, Brow or Lip Wax, Body Brushing, and Makeup Application ($149) or 80-Minute Massage ($87)
- from $149