The phrase 'sardonic grin' actually originates in Sardinia, where the indigenous hemlock plant causes the face to involuntarily smile. Be warned; consuming this deal may also result in a muscle-aching beam from ear to ear, native to Escapees of the Arbatax Park Resort.
• Take a dose of five or seven nights in a classic double room for two, with prices starting from £569*.
June 14 to July 18 and August 30 to September 5—£645 (up to a £1,124 value)
July 19 to August 1 and August 23 to 29—£819 (up to a £1,343.12 value)
August 2 to 22—£930 (up to a £1,512.04 value)
September 6 to 21—£569 (up to a £992.92 value)
June 14 to July 18 and August 30 to September 5—£899 (up to a £1,485.67 value)
July 19 to August 1 and August 23 to 29—£1,139 (up to a £1,791.38 value)
August 2 to 22—£1,299 (up to a £2,027.87 value)
September 6 to 21—£789 (up to a £1,301.10 value)
• With your stay on an all-inclusive basis, you'll take breakfast, lunch, and dinner in your hotel's restaurant, where traditional flavours and rustic dishes sit alongside contemporary and international options.
• Local alcoholic beverages and soft drinks are also included.
• Included with your stay is access to the resort's Bellavista Wellness Thalasso & SPA Centre on one day, a haven of indulgence containing Turkish baths, saunas, emotional showers, whirlpools, waterfalls and salty or sweet water basins.
Enjoy By 21 September, 2014
Arbatax Park Resort Borgo Cala Moresca
Five- or Seven-Night All-Inclusive Stay for Two People (Flights Excluded)
- from £569