Even if you're slip-sliding in the math department, it's simple to calculate the slope of this week's Escape to Archer's Mountain Inn, a Beech Mountain resort in the Blue Ridge Mountains of western North Carolina.
Consider your romance problems solved with a two-night stay in a Hawk's View Lodge, Sundays through Thursdays ($170) or Fridays and Saturdays ($210), with the addition of daily cooked-to-order breakfasts.
Parallel lines lead straight to your spacious room replete with rustic mountain décor. The little extras such as a bottle of champagne and chocolate-dipped strawberries speak volumes.
With an included snack basket and hiking trail map in hand, the computation is simple: You'll experience triple-digit fun amid the breathtaking Carolina hills awash in spring and summer flowers. Be sure to divide some of your time at the charming Alpine Village's intimate shops and restaurants.
When your energy reserves start turning up diminishing returns, add your $30 dinner credit at Jackalope's View to the mix, and line up dishes like jumbo lump crab cakes, peppercorn-crusted rib-eye steak, and mushroom ravioli, complemented by a perfectly selected bottle of wine.
The equation is elementary: Cool mountain air plus luxury amenities equal the formula for a perfectly balanced getaway.
For additional information, visit Archer's Mountain Inn on Facebook.
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Archer's Mountain Inn
A Two-Night Weekday ($170) or Weekend ($210) Stay for Two with Daily Breakfast, $30 Dinner Credit, Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries, Champagne, and More
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