Alt-literary critics and LivingSocialites agree: Augustus Gloop was the misunderstood protagonist of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Seriously, faced with a chocolate waterfall, who wouldn't fall in from wonder? Gloop wasn't greedy; he was human. Indulge in your greed -- er, humanity -- with today's mesmerizing offer: 30... (show more)

Alt-literary critics and LivingSocialites agree: Augustus Gloop was the misunderstood protagonist of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Seriously, faced with a chocolate waterfall, who wouldn't fall in from wonder? Gloop wasn't greedy; he was human. Indulge in your greed -- er, humanity -- with today's mesmerizing offer: 30 handmade truffles from Gotta Have Chocolate Now. For just $25 (that's 50% off), you can savor eight Merlot truffles, eight champagne truffles (both with 72% Belgian dark chocolate and real liquor!), and 14 milk truffles (no liquor, but 30% milk choclate!), each with a six-month shelf life. The cacao experts pack a chocolate waterfall into every gobbet, and they'll even deliver their goodies within a ten-mile radius of 91423 -- for free! Follow the trail of chocolate... If you're lucky, you might make it to the Fudge Room.