Highlights
Not a Pirates fan? How about Drunk Pirates? Whether you're a theatre lover, a newbie, or anything in between, enjoy the award-winning show that's a Times Critics' Pick! No Pirates knowledge required!
About This Deal
What To Expect
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Tickets to Pirates Play including 1 Drunk Actor - a night of mayhem and laughs!
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Speakeasy Venue - Conveniently located in Downtown Houston!
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Audience Participation Encouraged - sing, clap and cheer along, or even get on stage!
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21+ - exclusively for adults!
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Wheelchair Friendly Theater - Accessible fun for everyone!
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Performance in the Round - circular stage and seating where every seat is a great one!
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Craft Cocktails and Full Bar - available for purchase throughout the show - staff bring them to your seats!
After years at sea chasing rumors of Captain Flint’s lost treasure, a crew of cunning pirates is ready to strike gold. There’s just one problem: one professional actor has taken 5 shots of rum and is now attempting to perform a major role in Treasure Island.
Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional, and the plank is always a possibility. As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with Long John Silver and a crew of suspiciously mutinous pirates, the adventure begins to slip further off course. Alliances shift, sword fights ensue, and slurred monologues threaten to sink the entire voyage.
Grab a drink and join us for a high-seas spectacle where the rum is real, the chaos is inevitable, and no two journeys are ever the same. Will the cast make it to the treasure… or will someone end up overboard before they get there?
Limited run for 12 weeks only through August 2026
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A Shot With The Cast!
Before the iambic pentameter begins pouring across the bar, the troupe invites one audience member to join the drinker for a shot! Slurred speech has favorable odds, whilst the sober members of the Drunk Pirates Society do their darndest to keep it on track!
Plan Your Visit
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Seating:
- Stage Side seats are front row and get you closest to the action.
- Mezzanine seats are in the second row, and balcony seats are in the third row.
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Drunk Pirates shows run:
- Sunday 5PM
- Thursdays 7PM
- Fridays 7PM and 9PM
- Saturdays 5PM 7PM and 9PM
- Showtimes are subject to change!
Arrive 30 minutes early – Doors open half an hour before the performance, so you can settle in and get ready for a night of fun!
FAQs
Can I drink during the performance?
Do you even have to ask? Of course! Order drinks and cocktails right from your seat and the full service bar will deliver them to you during the show. A limited selection of small snacks are also available.
Is Drunk Pirates good?
Oh, absolutely! It's a wild, hilarious twist on the classics, where the actors perform while drinking whiskey — and trust us, things get extra entertaining. You’ll get a dose of culture, comedy, and chaos all in one go.
What to wear to Drunk Pirates?
Whatever you want! Well, within reason, but anything from ballgowns to casual goes!
How It Works
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Fine Print
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