Up to 49% Off Live Action Drunk Pirates Performances in Houston! (Starting May 14)

412 Travis Street, Houston

Drunk Pirates

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Highlights

Not a Pirates fan? How about Drunk Pirates? Whether you're a theatre lover, a newbie, or anything in between, enjoy the award-winning show that's a Times Critics' Pick! No Pirates knowledge required!

About This Deal

What To Expect

  • Tickets to Pirates Play including 1 Drunk Actor – a night of mayhem and laughs!
  • Speakeasy Venue – conveniently located in Downtown Houston!
  • Audience Participation Encouraged – sing, clap, and cheer along, or even get on stage!
  • 21+ – exclusively for adults!
  • Wheelchair Friendly Theater – accessible fun for everyone!
  • Performance in the Round – circular stage and seating where every seat is a great one!
  • Craft Cocktails and Full Bar – available for purchase throughout the show, delivered right to your seat!

After years at sea chasing rumors of Captain Flint’s lost treasure, a crew of cunning pirates is ready to strike gold. There’s just one problem: one professional actor has taken 5 shots of rum and is now attempting to perform a major role in Treasure Island.

Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional, and the plank is always a possibility. As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with Long John Silver and a crew of suspiciously mutinous pirates, the adventure begins to slip further off course. Alliances shift, sword fights ensue, and slurred monologues threaten to sink the entire voyage.

Grab a drink and join us for a high-seas spectacle where the rum is real, the chaos is inevitable, and no two journeys are ever the same. Will the cast make it to the treasure… or will someone end up overboard before they get there?

Limited run for 12 weeks only through August 2026.

A Shot With The Cast!

Before the iambic pentameter begins pouring across the bar, the troupe invites one audience member to join the drinker for a shot! Slurred speech has favorable odds, whilst the sober members of the Drunk Pirates Society do their darndest to keep it on track!

Plan Your Visit

  • Seating Options

    Stage Side seats are front row and get you closest to the action. Mezzanine seats are in the second row, and balcony seats are in the third row.

  • Showtimes

    Sundays at 5:00 PM; Thursdays at 7:00 PM; Fridays at 7:00 PM and 9:00 PM; Saturdays at 5:00 PM, 7:00 PM, and 9:00 PM. Showtimes are subject to change.

  • Arrival

    Arrive 30 minutes early. Doors open half an hour before the performance, so you can settle in and get ready for a night of fun!

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I drink during the performance?

Of course! Order drinks and cocktails right from your seat and the full-service bar will deliver them to you during the show. A limited selection of small snacks is also available.

Is Drunk Pirates good?

Absolutely! It's a wild, hilarious twist on the classics, where the actors perform while drinking whiskey — and trust us, things get extra entertaining. You’ll get a dose of culture, comedy, and chaos all in one go.

What to wear to Drunk Pirates?

Whatever you want! Within reason, anything from ballgowns to casual attire is welcome.

How It Works

  1. Grab the Deal

    Buy your Groupon first!

  2. Plan Your Visit

    Follow the instructions on your Groupon to confirm your booking.

  3. Mobile Tickets

    Scan your voucher upon arrival.

  4. Enjoy the Experience!

    Prepare for a night of high-seas spectacle and laughter!

Fine Print

Promotional value expires 30 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires.

  • You must redeem your Groupon within 30 days of purchase
  • Must be 21 or older with a valid ID.
  • Must purchase together to sit together.
  • Limit 8 per party/reservation.
  • Discount reflects Drunk Shakespeare's current ticket prices - price may differ on day of the event.
  • For ADA seating, call the box office promptly upon receipt of voucher - availability is limited.
  • Groupon is refundable only within the first 24 hours of purchase.

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