Drunk Pirates - Washington DC

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Save on award-winning Drunk Pirates tickets – a Times Critics' Pick! Whether you're a theatre lover, a newbie, or anything in between, enjoy this hilarious comedy show. No Shakespeare knowledge required!

About This Deal

  • ArtistDrunk Pirates
  • SectionBalcony, Mezzanine, Stage Side
  • TimeShow Time: Various times available
  • Good To KnowPerformance runs 90 minutes with no intermission. Craft cocktails are served throughout the show. Entry is strictly 21+. The venue is ADA-accessible.

About the Event

After years at sea chasing rumors of Captain Flint’s lost treasure, a crew of cunning pirates is ready to strike gold. There’s just one problem: one professional actor has taken 5 shots of rum and is now attempting to perform a major role in Treasure Island.

Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional, and the plank is always a possibility. As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with Long John Silver and a crew of suspiciously mutinous pirates, the adventure begins to slip further off course. Alliances shift, sword fights ensue, and slurred monologues threaten to sink the entire voyage.

Grab a drink and join us for a high-seas spectacle where the rum is real, the chaos is inevitable, and no two journeys are ever the same.

Will the cast make it to the treasure… or will someone end up overboard before they get there?

How It Works

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3. Smooth Entry

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4. Enjoy the show

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Fine Print

Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2026.
  • You must redeem your Groupon within 30 days of purchase
  • Reservation required at least 24hr in advance.
  • Must be 21 or older with a valid ID.
  • Must purchase together to sit together.
  • Discount reflects Drunk Shakespeare's current ticket prices-price may differ on day of the event.
  • Limit 8 per party/reservation.
  • Discount reflects Drunk Shakespeare's current ticket prices - price may differ on day of the event.
  • For ADA seating, call the box office promptly upon receipt of voucher - availability is limited.
  • Groupon is refundable only within the first 24 hours of purchase.
  • Tickets are transferable pending availability up until 60 minutes before the start of the show.
  • Valid only for option purchased.
  • Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
  • Offer is not eligible for our promo codes or other discounts.
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